Tiger Balm soup
so I’m outside mowing the lawn. i put away the mower, turn around, and notice a little note on the ground by my feet. I open it up and see this:
Hmmm… So I go inside and ask Eli if he has any idea what this is. He says, “It’s a note i made for you.” AAAhhhh… so sweet. “What does it say?” Eli proudly exclaims, “Tiger Balm Soup!” okay, whatever…
Then I go into the back room and notice the jar of Tiger Balm opened, my electric toothbrush next to it all covered with tiger balm, and my water next to it, which has become an opaque greasy mess. He made me tiger balm soup. christ!
Now everytime I brush my teeth they go numb. Lovely.